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Crystical

Here’s a new “numba” by

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Please enjoy the wizardry of Sean Hoots, it’s crystical.

And thank you to the crystal queen @allisonhootsesq

This was made in NY for NY!

Our home state is magical. “Even” the Big Apple “is built on crystal”, it’s literally built on Manhattan schist, a dark, glittering metamorphic rock, a strong bedrock for supporting skyscrapers and alpha egomaniacal New Yorkers!!!

And speaking of New Yorkers, let’s go Mamdani!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tomorrow a social democrat, @zohrankmamdani shall be mayor of New York City. He’s exceptionally bright and he’s “*gasp!*” Muslim, like a million other New Yorkers (New York has the largest Muslim population of any American city). He speaks English, Hindi, Urdu, Spanish, and Luganda, and was born in Kampala (Uganda) to Indian parents, moving to the States when he was 7.

He’s wiped off the Islamophobic vitriol hurled at him by his opponents with erudition, grace and his signature smile.

2 of these sorry losers, Cuomo and Adams, are a pair of xenophobic criminals. Adams, the current NY mayor, is an ex-New York City police captain, who, surprise surprise, loves taking bribes.

And the other, daddy’s little protégé, Cuomo, according to over a dozen victims, loves sexual trauma whenever he can perpetrate it.

And no racist or criminal’s complete without some Trump-ass-kissing, and boy does this pair like to make out with Boomer D’s McDonald-munching ass!!!

Anyway…I guess I must crystal cleanse their auras when I’m feeling less enraged at the sorry state of the world’s douche “leaders”…but Zohran could break the mold you know, ‘cause he’s crystical.

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